I thought it would be nice to catch everyone up on what Tori (Vickie), Bill, Monica, and Tom were up to while we were on different adventures. They didn't take any photos of their adventures so its all dialogue. Feel free if you are some of their firends to comment away...they would love to hear from you!
Disclaimer:
Ok so forgive me if these stories are not accurate. We just got to the Caye and I am hearing their stories of their adventures. Also, I wont name names but there are a few intoxicated people here! Everyone is having fun! I am trying to type s fast as the stories are flowing. There are multiple stories all at once from 4 people all talking about the same thing. Its very disjointed and very entertaining.
(As told by everyone at the same time and typed as fast as I could)
On monday they went cave tubing and it was "AWESOME and AMAZING!!!... they had such a great time... We saw sandy beaches..oh... this is the new cave tubing place...we were the only ones there...you have to lift your butt though and make like a board and scoot....Alot colder than ATM....we disturbed the bats... So what we actually did was cruise through one of the 9 levels of Chilbalba...we have passed the test...we are that much closer to heaven.... We even did a blood sacrifice.... Me and tommy were in the hole... we would play the game again together....the grand champion team had a lottery and someone got sacrificed."
(After tubing with slightly more sober people telling the story)
We changed our clothes behind the building and then we tried to go eat. There was no food at the orange pickers. We found a building at a resort and ate with out guides. No one was there but us. The guides were mestizo. He was a cop in Belize city. Oh hey Monica...yes baby...that was bad very very bad. They were speaking creole.
(After food)
back to the blood sacrifice. " There was a giant mosquito on my head that the guide squished. There was blood all over his hand.... Bot flies.... use nicotine to get rid of it, just dab it on.... You have to squish out the bot larvae when it dies"
"Then we went to the ferry... you have to be the first one ons. There were prisoners on the boat, they were handcuffed to the boat. They didn't get off on Caulker. There were two uniformed officers, the prisoners were flirting with 2 teenage girls and the girls were teasing them. It was a nice trip though. It wasn't as long as I thought....Tiger woods lives on Caye chapel...oh no he doesn't since the divorce".
Q: what happened once you got the the island
ya man huh?? Tell em about getting ripped of at Rosas...everyhting was 5 dollars more than they said the service sucked... the food sucked... the service didn't suck...it sucked....there hasn't been any insect bites on the island...just on the lower extremeties...yeah baby.... I'm drinking booze....I don't have any water. Tori Tori, I need to tell you something **smooches** she looks really HOOOT in that blue shirt.
We met him and his 2 rotweillers they are sweet.
Q what did you do yesterday(tuesday)?
monica your jewish???
we did a little snorkeling...we did do some snorkeling....we did some planning for today we had Sids, oh my goodness they have the best fried chicken, it was the best we ever had. The fried conch was AMAZING....When we went snorkeling we saw all kinds of pretty fishes, a barracuda, and a starfish...the water is so clear and so warm AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME...in fact I would say in was un-BELIZE-able..... Oh and we say that weird little...and we took its picture....its in the raccoon family, it a squash, oh I have a picture.
Hey babe I am going to go and brush my teeth and pass out.... I am going to drink that much more and then pass out..... I've been nursing on this.
Q: How about today?
WE WENT DEEP SEA FISHING AND CAUGHT A BARRACUDA AND THEN I GRILLED IT DRUNK...IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!! I GOT DRUNK. We caught 2 barracuda and a yellow snapper.... You just got to get used to island time. Island time is REAALLLY slow. Its very strange for Americans used to begin on a time crunch......
Can I run around naked in the front yard??...NO!!!...how about Chris and Colleen's room its not outside??.... really I can't run to Colleen's side of the bed and say "COLLEEN look what I can do!!!!".....we saw a squash at the humane society...we are going to bring it fruit....they had to sit through picture of out grand baby.... Give me a 22 point cut!
C.R.I.B.B.A.G.E. at least tell people we're playing Cribbage....cribbage is a great game...put in there we are happy chris and colleen have joined us on the island....
Ok, as the author of this blog I am done typing! a house full of inebriated people telling me what they have done over the last 3 days was very very entertaining. Sorry this hasn't made much sense, it didn't to me either...
And now back to our regularly scheduled programing
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